Sunday, 22 July 2012
Tuesday, 20 March 2012
a black man walked into a bar, the waiter said " sorry we dont serve coloured people!" the black man said
"when im ill im black, when im cold im black , when im hot im black but when your ill your green, when your cold your blue and when your hot your red so therefor if you think im coloured then you better get outta here!
nerple xx
"when im ill im black, when im cold im black , when im hot im black but when your ill your green, when your cold your blue and when your hot your red so therefor if you think im coloured then you better get outta here!
nerple xx
Sunday, 18 March 2012
McDonalds
McDonald's' daily customer traffic (62M) is greater than the population of Great Britain.
McDonald's sells more than 75 hamburgers every second.
McDonald's hires around 1 million workers in the US every year.
Sharon Stone worked at McDonald's before she was famous. So did Shania Twain, Jay Leno, Rachel McAdams and Pink.
Hamsters!!!
H amsters are nocturnal rodents, A hamster in captivity is still distinguished by its greater inclination towards activity by night rather than by day. Hence is the hamster handled somewhat reluctantly during the day, as its biological clock recommends sleep at that time of the day, which may lead to a certain grumpyness and a bite or two in case of incautious managing of the animal. Hamsters are indeed antisocial animals and they must be kept singly in order to avoid fights with deadly or injurious outcome. The only occasion at which hamsters may be brought together is in connection to mating, in which overview and readiness to intervention is still required. The rule is then to put the female in the territory of the male hamster. Hamsters are prone to escape and they are very elusive as runaways. Complications such as these are most likely to happen by night. Before the day the hamster then lies down to sleep at some sheltered nook. An important matter as to the hamsters facilities to escape its captivity is its rodent nature. All plastic cages must be kept devoid of weak spots.
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What is the hamster like?
H amsters are nocturnal rodents, A hamster in captivity is still distinguished by its greater inclination towards activity by night rather than by day. Hence is the hamster handled somewhat reluctantly during the day, as its biological clock recommends sleep at that time of the day, which may lead to a certain grumpyness and a bite or two in case of incautious managing of the animal. Hamsters are indeed antisocial animals and they must be kept singly in order to avoid fights with deadly or injurious outcome. The only occasion at which hamsters may be brought together is in connection to mating, in which overview and readiness to intervention is still required. The rule is then to put the female in the territory of the male hamster. Hamsters are prone to escape and they are very elusive as runaways. Complications such as these are most likely to happen by night. Before the day the hamster then lies down to sleep at some sheltered nook. An important matter as to the hamsters facilities to escape its captivity is its rodent nature. All plastic cages must be kept devoid of weak spots.
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Food
T he basic fodder should be lean seeds (not oats), rich in carbonhydrates, with the addition of fresh plant stuff such as vegetables or fruit. Avoid sour fruits and lettuce. Neutral additions of powdered vitamins and minerals may be strewn over the food in recommended amounts. Make sure that the fodder is adapted to the hamster in a sense of size, even though the hamster is a rodent. Concerning the teeth of the hamster single measures should be taken, so that the animal gets a supply of chewy pieces, either usual, unprepared wood, or chewing biscuits or stones specially made and sold in stores for that purpose. The hamster must have a supply of fresh water. Choose a water bottle designed for hamsters. Make sure that the animal learns to drink from the bottle, in case this doesn´t happen by its own initiative you must help it by carefully feeding it with the lip, so that it learns the connection. Without the supply of fresh water the hamster may suffer from constipation. Be consistent in the diet and avoid fast changes. The hamster is not to be fed with sweets, especially not chocolate. Calcium shortage may be prevented by making sure that the animal has access to a mineral stone.
Sunday 18th march (mothers day),
today we went to a pub called the bell house and it was RUBBISH! the service was terrible, my grandad asked for a starter and they said there all out! GREAT(!) the it took an hour for the starter, then an hour for main and they didnt do childrens portion STUPID!! so overal i give it a 1 star NOT RECOMMENDED!
nerple x
today we went to a pub called the bell house and it was RUBBISH! the service was terrible, my grandad asked for a starter and they said there all out! GREAT(!) the it took an hour for the starter, then an hour for main and they didnt do childrens portion STUPID!! so overal i give it a 1 star NOT RECOMMENDED!
nerple x
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